10 reasons why Lemonade is already the best album of 2016

Beyonce’s back, and she’s throwing so much shade. *cries*
By: David Stanley, Staff Writer

1. LITERALLY THIS IS BEYONCE’S BEST ALBUM YET

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No wonder it was the top illegally downloaded album on the internet.

2. She is literally throwing so much shade at Jay-Z and we can’t handle it.

bey2She highlights Jay-Z’s infidelity and now the whole Beyhive is against him.

3. All 12 songs on the album are on the iTunes top 40. The Global top 40.

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Queen B is back, and she is NOT playing any games!

4. Formation is on it

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Even though the song was leaked over half a year ago, it’s still a club banger.

5. The one bad thing is this: her doppelgänger Nicki isn’t on it :/

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Come on Bey, you have to put Nicki on it!

6. WHO IS BECKY AND WHY IS HER HAIR SO GOOD????

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She made a reference to some girl named Becky during Sorry and the world literally stopped turning.

7. Lemonade on HBO is getting nominated for an academy award

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I mean, everything that she does should be nominated for an award, right?

8. Beyonce is probably everyone’s favorite country singer now.

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She released a song called Daddy Lessons on the new album, and it’s literally a Hoedown Throwdown.

9. Her and Kendrick Lamar teamed up!

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A.K.A.: MAJOR feels alert!

10. Even if it was a bad album, we would still call it gold.

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